So... If you live anywhere near the Chicago area, PLEASE invite yourself to dinner with me. Name a place; my treat is assumed, but I am willing to negotiate if that is a problem. Movies and other activities are also possible, as long as they involve me not being at home.
PLEASE rescue me from the Cleaning Fiend. I am BEGGING you. (This is actually at Dementia's request; I get in the way and/or distract her, and she ends up not getting enough sleep if I am around.)