Uncle Hyena (unclehyena) wrote,
Uncle Hyena
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The Adventures of Superguy

"Well, the good news is that no one died in the fire."

"What? That's impossible; the building collapsed in under five minutes."

"Yeah, but Superguy showed up and pulled everyone out; he dropped them off in a parking lot a block away."

"So no one died, then? That's great!"

"I didn't say that. Superguy maneuvers at something like 100 gees; that parking lot contains 214 bags of skin, bones, and jelly."

Uncle Hyena
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