Willie, my pocket ape (who has finally more or less admitted to being a siamang), finally won the Joy and Lessons tag today, and is officially NOT an FNG (not that he ever really was, since he predates the J&L process by several years). He is very happy about this.
To commemorate this, I will commit to the aether a bit of doggerel that has been lurking for a while; the first couplet dates to last summer, and the chorus came up a few weeks ago when I realized that it went to the tune of "Yankee Doodle".
Wiley Willie Will-o-wisp went to go a sailing,
Took along a great big thug to help him with the bailing.
Wiley Willey Will-o-wisp, Lucky Willie Guido,
Why'd you tell the great big thug he looked good in a Speedo?