"I really like this arrangement," Dementia said. "It's almost jazz."
"It is a good arrangement," I said. "But it's still one of the lamest songs on the planet," I continued, aware of the ghost of Doris Day behind the lazy horn section.
"It was only recently that I started thinking of this as the 'The Coming Out Song'", Dementia said.
The ghost of Doris Day screamed and left the room. I smiled and said, "I could be wrong."