Uncle Hyena (unclehyena) wrote,
Uncle Hyena

The Lamest Song

When I came home from work today, Dementia was nowhere to be seen, but Sinead O'Connor was singing show tunes on the kitchen boom box. I went about making my lunch, and Dementia materialized just as "Secret Love" came on.

"I really like this arrangement," Dementia said. "It's almost jazz."

"It is a good arrangement," I said. "But it's still one of the lamest songs on the planet," I continued, aware of the ghost of Doris Day behind the lazy horn section.

"It was only recently that I started thinking of this as the 'The Coming Out Song'", Dementia said.

The ghost of Doris Day screamed and left the room. I smiled and said, "I could be wrong."

Uncle Hyena
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