"Constantine" was... Once you have gotten through the REALLY painful mental permutations necessary to live with the fact that Constantine is neither blond nor English, this is quite a good movie, if it is the sort of thing you like. It captures the spirit of "Hellblazer" very nicely. If you haven't seen it yet: There IS a credit cookie, nothing wonderful, but worth seeing. (There was also a trailer for "Sin City", which I want to see so badly I can taste it. It looks GREAT.)
"Hitch" was a first rate romantic comedy. If you are congenitally unable to like Will Smith (as many seem to be), you should avoid it. Otherwise, bring a date.
There is fiction in the offing; I strongly suspect that "Storybook Orc" will start up again, and with it any number of other projects. Stay tuned.